New Rule…

New Rule: IQ tests are required for anyone trying to purchase spray-paint.

$1000 Reward for the Return of Santa Claus

…Well, good thinking.  It’s also going to cost you another $1,000 when it dawns on you that you just spray-painted every surface of your truck in a rainbow of colors.  Any local kids who miss the “20 foot” part of that are also balling their eyes out when they see the local rednecks are gunning for their Santa Claus again.

The only thing that would make this better is if this isn’t that guy’s truck to begin with, and next week there is another vehicle parked next to it reading, “$1000 reward for the arrest & conviction of the @$$hole who spray-painted my truck.”

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