{"id":3895,"date":"2011-07-17T17:41:36","date_gmt":"2011-07-17T21:41:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/blog\/?p=3895"},"modified":"2011-07-17T18:00:12","modified_gmt":"2011-07-17T22:00:12","slug":"dear-lab-lets-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/3895\/dear-lab-lets-talk","title":{"rendered":"Dear Lab: Let’s Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just because you spent the weekend with two Border Collies does not mean you’re now a herding dog. Stop staring at everything that moves as if you are about to flank it. \u00a0You have yet to master such simple tasks as how to eat out of a dog bowl, so why don’t we stop sitting in fields all the time trying to proclaim ourselves to be “working, blue collar dogs.” Your work day consists of eating grass, throwing it up, and then looking at me with proud eyes as if I should be impressed that you “made something.” \u00a0Stick to your competencies.<\/p>\n

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Just because you spent the weekend with two Border Collies does not mean you’re now a herding dog. Stop staring at everything that moves as if you are about to flank it. \u00a0You have yet to master such simple tasks … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[234,793,614,233,249,169,181,192,419,329],"class_list":["post-3895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wildlife-photography","tag-animals","tag-black-labs","tag-blackwhite","tag-dogs","tag-farms","tag-fields","tag-funny","tag-grass","tag-humor","tag-pets"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t