{"id":222,"date":"2010-08-03T06:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-03T10:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mbuchholz.com\/blog\/?p=222"},"modified":"2010-12-05T11:01:48","modified_gmt":"2010-12-05T15:01:48","slug":"reward-for-return-of-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/222\/reward-for-return-of-santa","title":{"rendered":"New Rule&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>New Rule: <\/strong><em>IQ tests are required for anyone trying to purchase spray-paint.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/20100801-_DSC7345.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1996\" title=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/20100801-_DSC7345-640x412.jpg\" alt=\"$1000 Reward for the Return of Santa Claus\" width=\"640\" height=\"412\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/pictures\/2010\/08\/20100801-_DSC7345-640x412.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/pictures\/2010\/08\/20100801-_DSC7345-300x193.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/pictures\/2010\/08\/20100801-_DSC7345.jpg 970w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Well, good thinking.\u00a0 It&#8217;s also going to cost you another $1,000 when it dawns on you that you just spray-painted every surface of your truck in a rainbow of colors.\u00a0 Any local kids who miss the &#8220;20 foot&#8221; part of that are also balling their eyes out when they see the local rednecks are gunning for their Santa Claus again.<\/p>\n<p>The only thing that would make this better is if this isn&#8217;t that guy&#8217;s truck to begin with, and next week there is another vehicle parked next to it reading, &#8220;$1000 reward for the arrest &amp; conviction of the @$$hole who  spray-painted my truck.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Rule: IQ tests are required for anyone trying to purchase spray-paint. &#8230;Well, good thinking.\u00a0 It&#8217;s also going to cost you another $1,000 when it dawns on you that you just spray-painted every surface of your truck in a rainbow &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/222\/reward-for-return-of-santa\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[159],"tags":[181],"class_list":["post-222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-event-photojournalism","tag-funny"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1997,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions\/1997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}