{"id":117,"date":"2010-04-21T23:58:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T03:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mbuchholz.com\/blog\/?p=117"},"modified":"2010-11-18T21:26:47","modified_gmt":"2010-11-19T01:26:47","slug":"welcome-to-iowa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/117\/welcome-to-iowa","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to Iowa: You must be lost"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I finally made it to Iowa today.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d rather have been in Nebraska.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1776\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8795.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1776\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1776\" title=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8795-640x424.jpg\" alt=\"Welcome to Iowa\" width=\"640\" height=\"424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/pictures\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8795-640x424.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/pictures\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8795-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/pictures\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8795.jpg 997w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1776\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Rejected State Mottos<\/p><\/div>\n<p>In all honesty, Iowa was actually really nice, but without having gone  into the cities, it was very similar to Nebraska&#8217;s landscape and left me  a little bored when it came to finding something I wanted to capture.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1777\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8809.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1777\" class=\"size-large wp-image-1777\" title=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8809-640x425.jpg\" alt=\"Stoner Drug, Iowa\" width=\"640\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/pictures\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8809-640x425.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/pictures\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8809-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/pictures\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8809.jpg 995w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1777\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">First thing you see when entering New Hampshire is a liquor store.  First thing you see when entering Iowa is Stoner Drugs.<\/p><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p>Naturally, I decided I had to find and travel the first road I came across that was not intended for cars.\u00a0 The result was I got stuck on some sort of wildlife preserve on a one-way road; I didn&#8217;t realize this until I was a mile or two in.\u00a0 It was either keep driving the road until I came out somewhere, or drive in reverse down the 8&#8242; wide road that had steep drop-offs into the streams around it.\u00a0 As I am still living by my motto of No U-Turns. Ever. I drove through it, parking next to every &#8220;No Parking. Do Not Stop Vehicle&#8221; sign I found.\u00a0 I should mention that this is where Iowa stood apart from Kansas, Nebraska, and just about every other state I&#8217;ve been in; while there were shotgun shells everywhere, for once none of the road signs were shot to pieces!\u00a0 Iowans must be a bit more proper.\u00a0 Or maybe they just have really bad aim.<\/p>\n<p>I saw plenty of wildlife running around, but I was too concerned with getting out of the place to patiently wait to get good shots.\u00a0 What I did do was wander into the wetlands barefoot (bad idea but I didn&#8217;t want to get my shoes wet) to get a variety of different shots of how the area was growing in.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8873.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-2\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1778\" title=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8873-640x423.jpg\" alt=\"Leaf in Iowa Nature Reserve\" width=\"640\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/pictures\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8873-640x423.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/pictures\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8873-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/pictures\/2010\/04\/20100421-_DSC8873.jpg 956w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">This makes my fifth state in the past two weeks.\u00a0 Speaking of which, another Kansas fact I forgot to mention the other day (which I unfortunately did not get a picture of):<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>You know you are in Kansas when&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p>&#8230;you are filling your tank next to a man pumping gas wearing only a bathrobe, who is standing next to his wife (wearing only her pajamas) who is smoking a cigarette.<\/p>\n<p>Eh, what the heck, I&#8217;ll throw in one more&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>You know you are in Kansas when&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8230;you are driving behind a twenty-year old GMC truck that is going 35mph in a 55, when it suddenly accelerates to approximately 70mph while swerving towards a flock of turkeys crossing the road, only to slow back to 35 after failing to hit any of them.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finally made it to Iowa today. I&#8217;d rather have been in Nebraska. In all honesty, Iowa was actually really nice, but without having gone into the cities, it was very similar to Nebraska&#8217;s landscape and left me a little &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/117\/welcome-to-iowa\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[159],"tags":[181,338,176],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-event-photojournalism","tag-funny","tag-iowa","tag-signs"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1779,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions\/1779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mbuchholz.com\/photoblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}